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10 Things NOT To Do In Bed With Your Guy |
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01. Begin a sentence with the words, "My doctor says it's probably nothing, but..." 02. Be caught reading: The Rules, Playgirl or Impotence: Diagnosis and Management of Male Erectile Dysfuntion. 03. Use your stuffed animals to demonstrate a new sex maneuver you want to try. 04. Tell him that instead of fooling around tonight, you'd rather watch the special-edition Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood DVD you just bought. 05. Reminisce dreamily about the mind-blowing orgasm your ex gave you on that same date in 2001. 06. Handcuff him to the bed frame without first double-checking that you have the key. 07. Take a phone call from Dad just as you and your guy are about to get down to bsuiness. 08. Cozy up to him under the covers, then place your Persian cat between the two of you because "Mr. Kitty gets lonely and likes to snuggle." 09. Wear an eye mask, visible zit cream, or anything flannel. 10. Insist that he scrap his boxers for the hot new leopard-print briefs you bought him from the International Male catalog. |