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Why Men Are Just Happier People... |
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01. What do you
expect from such simple creatures?
02. Your last name
stays put.
03. The garage is
all yours.
04. Wedding plans
take care of themselves.
05. Chocolate is
just another snack.
06. You can be
president.
07. You can wear a
white t-shirt to a water park.
08. Car mechanics
tell you the truth.
09. The world is
your urinal.
10. No need to drive
to another gas station because this one's too icky.
11. Same work, more
pay.
12. Wrinkles add
character.
13. Wedding dress -
$5000.00........Tux rental - $100.00
14. People never
stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
15. The occasional
well-rendered belch is practically expected.
16. New shoes don't
cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL
the time.
18. Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
19. You know stuff
about gas tanks.
20. A five-day
vacation requires only one suitcase.
21. You can open all
your own jars.
22. You get extra
credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
23. If someone
forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
24. Your underwear
is $8.95 for a three-pack.
25. Everything on
your face stays it's original color.
26. Three pairs of
shoes are more than enough.
27. You don't have
to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
28. You almost never
have strap problems in public.
29. You are unable
to see wrinkles in your clothes.
30. The same
hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
31. You don't have
to shave below your neck.
32. Your belly
usually hides your big hips.
33. One wallet and
one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
34. You can *do*
your nails with a pocketknife.
35. You have freedom
of choice concerning growing a mustache.
36. You can do
Christmas shopping for 25 relatives...on December 24th...in 45 minutes.
Ah, what a life!
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